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PostSubject: Yo Momma Competition!!!   Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:41 am

I represent Manila, Philippines. Do u hav wat it takes to step up for your country?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma Competition!!!   Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:11 pm

France and..

Yo mama's so ugly.........
When she entered an UGLY contest, they said, "Sorry no professionals."

So when she left from the contest she went outside and guess what?

Yo momma's teeth was so yellow traffic slowed down when she smiled!

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma Competition!!!   Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:04 pm

Yo momma is so crazy. That when I asked her if I could go inside she got butt naked.

Yo momma's so fat she's got pictures of food in her wallet.

Yo momma's so short that Gary Coleman will be her perfect life partner.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma Competition!!!   Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:05 pm

Yo momma's so short that Michael Jackson still invites her to his house.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma Competition!!!   Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:55 am

Laughing

Yo mamma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street kicking a can and I asked her what she's doing.... she said "Moving!"

You momma so ugly when she was born the Doctor smacked her face.

Yo Mama so ugly, she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma Competition!!!   Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:19 pm

Girl, ur mother is so fat, that when she gave birth to u she needed a KFC-section.

Ur mother is so short, that when i saw her working in the police station I started yelling "Oh s**t! It's Gary Coleman!"

The only reason ppl never found Tupach's murderer was bcuz ur mom was and still is so black and fat. That in the hood she could stand still in a dark, empty alley way. And the police still won't notice her.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma Competition!!!   Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:26 am

ya mums so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

ya mums so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on the scales

ya mums like a fan when shes turned on she "blows" everything
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma Competition!!!   Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:28 am

GB

yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway

yo momma so big when she go out in a yellow raincoat people run after her yellin' taxi
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